I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
Talk about reptile dysfunction.
George Takei Tumblr´d my photo.
This is so aesthetically satisfying.
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
I loved spring breakers
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.